Woman fails at boiling live crabs
Best thing ever
smfh
Guess that’s one way to do it…
Even the dog is like “Fuck that shit…”
Lmaoo
(via willofthegods)
- Mom: Take out the trash.
- Me: I have no pants on.
One more week of school for me. There’s so much left to do.
So much.
Too much.
Life = punch in the face
the xbox conference summed up in 1:41
only thing missing is the super advanced fish AI
(via thatjollyderek)
This is a valuable lesson
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
(via alpharyder)
how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old
(via being-exactly-there)
“
You alone are the judge of your worth and your goal is to discover infinite worth in yourself, no matter what anyone else thinks.Deepak Chopra (via zodiaccity)
(via being-exactly-there)
Congratulations, you're actually reading the description on my blog. My name is Tristan and I enjoy theatre, videogames, and the internet. If you don't like any of those things then that sucks.
